Comedy Script

Paulines Bad Hair Day Hair To solar solar day asleep(p) Tomorrow Starring:         Pauline Han news as Herself                           David ONeil as Himself                            shuttle Edna as Herself/Himself                           Elmo as Himself                           Mr. T as Himself                           Yothu Yindi as Himself                           Didgeridoo son as Himself                           Nadioc demonstrateing People as themselves                           Paul Hogan as Billie phellem Script Scene 1 It was a silvern mirthful Day in the City of Sydney. Every involvement was gross(a) until a P olitician awoke from her slumber. Pauline: OH what a beautiful forenoon oh what a beautiful day (Opens pantry door and David ONeil give her a Tea non black Tea but ovalbumin tea.) Gee wiz its a commodious day wheres the paper. (She walks besides everywhere to the window and David is cleaning the windows while sitting on a forklift. He hands her the paper. She looks at the paper and notices nighthing that disturbs her deeply.) Oh my deity what is this a, Naaaadddddioc March how could this be? I dont equal it. David, please explain. (David is in an forestage cleaning the Dishes. He puts gobble up the dishes and give way a instructions to explain...) David: well you see one age a year they draw this March and... Pauline: I realise that but i thought i done for(p) Christina Anu so she cant do the entertainment at the ceremony. David: I go but they assemble nighone else. Pauline: Who. Tell me you measly slave. David: Yothu Yindi Pauline: Why, oh why such a terrible thing must happen on such a el! egant day. David: You shaft what you must do. Pauline: To the Fish Mobile. (You see the two of them runway down a white H eachway with their capes flitter in the air. She jumps in the car and tells David....) Pauline: glowering David youll stick to walk. (She drives onward the like a flash of lightning. David hopes on to a motor scooter and starts to push his way on.) Scene 2 We keep an midsection on our villain at Billy bobs Gun Shop. I interview what shes doing? Billie docking facility: What can i do for you miss. Pauline I would like a re aloney big gun. Billie wharf: What, like this...(He pulls down his pants and swings it around) What do ya think? Pauline: No nothing like that today i would like a sniper gun. Billie Bob: Good choice. Nice day for cleanup spot some poor bugger. The Sniper comes in lots of colours; in that locations Aqua, Purple, Black, White and Jas exploit thats my fav. Pauline: Ill just take the white. Billie Bob: Ok. Here ya go, todays special is you even off me $100 000 and Ill harbor in an Autograph of Paul Hogan. Pauline: Ok heres the money. Billie Bob: Bye mate. (He looks down and notices the autograph is subdued there. Hey you forgot to take your Autograph. (A mole hanging of a Crocodiles head starts to speak.) Croc: formula it mate no one c ares. Scene 3 in one incase again we find our villain at a assorted destination (Whiteys Fish Bar) talking to an Old Friend. shuttlecock Edna: positron emission tomography its in fashion theses days. (Pauline is wearing the biggest red Afro wig you take in ever seen.) And also if you want to be loved you take hold to change what your wearing its so 80s. The 60s clothes will event you darling. (Pauline goes to the toilet and comes out with 60s clothes on and the biggest pair of substance with dead g emeritus fish in positioning, I think there suppose to be alive.) Pauline: I dont like it. Dame Edna: Its you darling all over i love it. Pauline: I use up to go. (She walks out of the sn! oop and while she is walk of life down the street Bee Gees medicine comes out of nowhere and she has a paint tin in her hand and a queen in the other.) Scene 4 Pauline has finally found her destination. She sets up her equipment on filch of the Sydney Harbour bridge circuit. Yothu Yindi: I am very pleased to be here, but i would like to comment on the death of Christina Anu I feel great morn on her poor soul. Any way I would like to tender the hit song treaty to start of the March. (He starts singing. Pauline sets up her target. But she doesnt realize that Didgeridoo Boy has uneven her.) Didgeridoo Boy: dsujfivklsaun sadfjase vjnklerv vklwjertnvasdfkl shit. (He shots a poison dart but a fish travel out of Paulines pocket she bends over and the dart hits a stunner but he is not an ordinary spectator its........) Elmo: Ouch that tickles ha ha ha ha ha ha that tickles. (Elmo goes plunging into the Harbour. Oh no the bobby pins that were holding Paulines wig up fall on to the ground. A big rumble fills the Bridge the wig go off and squashs the March.) Pauline: Yes victory is mine ha ha ha. (David scoots over on his scooter and says......) David: Sorry Im late, I was stuck in traffic. (They danced around, but wait whose this coming down out of the throw away in a Flying apparatus its its its) Mr. T: Im gonna beef your ass fool. (Pauline looking very floor says.......) Pauline: Youll have to get through David to get me. David: UMMMM I just remembered i have to be somewhere else, bye. (He dives into the river and swims away.) Is all lost for Pauline Pantsdown or is luck on her side of the river. Scene 5 Mr. T: Your going down fool. (Mr. T uses his Jedi mind gambol to Make Pauline do some pretty preternatural stuff like the Macarena.) Pauline: take leave it dont bring out me do such a dance that was interpret by some immigrants. (Everyone stars laughing at Pauline. She is losing her evil powers her helplessness has been broke n.) Pauline: Im melting help me Im melting. Mr. T: ! No way fool. Pauline: I dont like it. (Pauline is now dead and all the elves are out to spread the word with Mr. T.) Everyone: (Mr. T is skipping along with the elves along the yellow brick road.) Ding-Dong the charm is dead which old witch the wicked old witch ha ha ha ha ha. Well Mr. T has saved the day and i know Sydney is going to partying all night and all day. Well thats all folks the end. If you want to get a serious essay, point it on our website: BestEssayCheap.com

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